AdamRoebuck Studios, Productions, & Casting
OY! by Rich Orloff

Synopsis
OY! is a collection of 8 short comedies, each illustrating the meaning of a Yiddish word -- including the untold
stories of Eve and Adam, Einstein's demanding mother, the divorce trial of God and the human, the use of
unkosher food as an aphrodisiac, and three men in a steam room who communicate using only the word "oy."
Appealing to audiences of all backgrounds, OY! is a tribute to the absurdity and comedy of being human.

Breakdown
Males & Females - 18 & Above Only

Word Play
Kravitsky - an executive assistant at a law firm (male or female)
Miller - a new executive at a law firm (male or female)
Wexler - an executive at a law firm (male or female)
Friedman - an executive at a law firm (male or female)
Scheinman - the boss at a law firm (male or female)

Eve & Adam
Eve - female, early twenties
Adam - male, early twenties
God - female
Narrator - male or female, storyteller

Can this Marriage Be Saved
Judge - female
Bailiff - male or female
Defendant - male, God
Plaintiff - female, human, wants divorce from God

Oy
Murray - older jewish male (comedic/character)
Leo - older jewish male (comedic/character)
Sol - older jewish male (comedic/character)

A Trolley Named Tsuris
Stanley - a common and earthy man
Stella - his wife, a world-weary woman
Rhoda Wikoff - older woman, a yenta
Narrator - male, television host personality

Close Call
Chaim - an older man, radio talk-show host
David - man around thirty, logical
Irving - male, father/grandfather, calls in to radio station
Sadie - female, mother/grandmother, calls in to radio station

Is Lust Kosher
Judith - mid twenties female vegetarian with a mischievous side.
Isadore - mid twenties male vegetarian.

Last Minute
Protagonist - male or female, twenties
Supervisor - male or female, oversees proper construction of human. official
Assistant A - male or female, pessimist, the colder of the assistants.
Assistant B - male or female, optimist, the warmer of the assistants.
Radio Technician - male or female, referee/announcer type




Auditions
All previous times have been filled.  The following appointment times are still available.   To schedule your
appointment, please e-mail ScheduleMePleaseAdam@gmail.com a list of several audition times from the list
below that might work if possible.

*****Please note that at this time all audition spots are filled.  However, send up an e-mail with preferences as to
what night would be best since we do get LOTS of cancellations.  We are auditioning both Monday, February
27th, Tuesday, February 28th, Wednesday, February 29th, and Thursday, March 1st between 7PM and 9:45PM.  
PLEASE NO WALKINS.  You will be turned away.



You can also take advantage of our digital audition option.  Simply click on this link,
http://db.tt/6JDcqwV
and register a Dropbox account.  Once you have that you can record your audition video with a webcam or
ISight cam and then DropBox it to us along with your picture, resume, and any other reel, ect..

Please prepare a 90 second cut of a contemporary monologue.

Auditions & rehearsals will be held at
Paul Michael's THE NETWORK
242 West 36th Street between 7th & 8th Avenues
3rd Floor

You must have a stapled headshot and resume with you at the time of audition for consideration.  

Rehearsal Guidelines
The complete rehearsal schedule is posted below.  There are 6 performances.  Please do not audition unless you
are available for all of the rehearsals and performance for at least one of the casts.  You may not leave early and
you may not be late for any rehearsals.  Sickness is also not an excuse for missing rehearsal unless you have
hospital discharge papers.  

Performance Guidelines
This production is non-equity and there is no pay.  Performances will take place at the Times Square Arts Center
in Midtown NYC at the Roy Arias Theater Center's 5th Floor Off Broadway Theater.

Rehearsal & Performance Schedule

Sunday, April 1st - 11AM till 5PM

Sunday, April 15th - 11AM till 5PM

Sunday, April 22nd -  11AM till 5PM

Sunday, April 29th - 11AM till 5PM

Thursday, May 3rd - 4PM till 7PM - Dress Rehearsal

Friday, May 4th - 4PM till 7PM - Dress Rehearsal

Saturday, May 5th - 4:30PM Performance (3:30PM Calltime)

Saturday, May 5th - 6:15PM Performance

Sunday, May 6th - 4:30PM Performance (3:30PM Calltime)

Sunday, May 6th - 6:15PM Performance

Saturday, May 12th - 4:30PM Performance (3:30PM Calltime)

Sunday, May 13th - 4:30PM Performance (3:30PM Calltime)