Synopsis OY! is a collection of 8 short comedies, each illustrating the meaning of a Yiddish word -- including the untold stories of Eve and Adam, Einstein's demanding mother, the divorce trial of God and the human, the use of unkosher food as an aphrodisiac, and three men in a steam room who communicate using only the word "oy." Appealing to audiences of all backgrounds, OY! is a tribute to the absurdity and comedy of being human.
Breakdown Males & Females - 18 & Above Only
Word Play Kravitsky - an executive assistant at a law firm (male or female) Miller - a new executive at a law firm (male or female) Wexler - an executive at a law firm (male or female) Friedman - an executive at a law firm (male or female) Scheinman - the boss at a law firm (male or female)
Eve & Adam Eve - female, early twenties Adam - male, early twenties God - female Narrator - male or female, storyteller
Can this Marriage Be Saved Judge - female Bailiff - male or female Defendant - male, God Plaintiff - female, human, wants divorce from God
Oy Murray - older jewish male (comedic/character) Leo - older jewish male (comedic/character) Sol - older jewish male (comedic/character)
A Trolley Named Tsuris Stanley - a common and earthy man Stella - his wife, a world-weary woman Rhoda Wikoff - older woman, a yenta Narrator - male, television host personality
Close Call Chaim - an older man, radio talk-show host David - man around thirty, logical Irving - male, father/grandfather, calls in to radio station Sadie - female, mother/grandmother, calls in to radio station
Is Lust Kosher Judith - mid twenties female vegetarian with a mischievous side. Isadore - mid twenties male vegetarian.
Last Minute Protagonist - male or female, twenties Supervisor - male or female, oversees proper construction of human. official Assistant A - male or female, pessimist, the colder of the assistants. Assistant B - male or female, optimist, the warmer of the assistants. Radio Technician - male or female, referee/announcer type
Auditions All previous times have been filled. The following appointment times are still available. To schedule your appointment, please e-mail ScheduleMePleaseAdam@gmail.com a list of several audition times from the list below that might work if possible.
*****Please note that at this time all audition spots are filled. However, send up an e-mail with preferences as to what night would be best since we do get LOTS of cancellations. We are auditioning both Monday, February 27th, Tuesday, February 28th, Wednesday, February 29th, and Thursday, March 1st between 7PM and 9:45PM. PLEASE NO WALKINS. You will be turned away.
You can also take advantage of our digital audition option. Simply click on this link, http://db.tt/6JDcqwV and register a Dropbox account. Once you have that you can record your audition video with a webcam or ISight cam and then DropBox it to us along with your picture, resume, and any other reel, ect..
Please prepare a 90 second cut of a contemporary monologue.
Auditions & rehearsals will be held at Paul Michael's THE NETWORK 242 West 36th Street between 7th & 8th Avenues 3rd Floor
You must have a stapled headshot and resume with you at the time of audition for consideration.
Rehearsal Guidelines The complete rehearsal schedule is posted below. There are 6 performances. Please do not audition unless you are available for all of the rehearsals and performance for at least one of the casts. You may not leave early and you may not be late for any rehearsals. Sickness is also not an excuse for missing rehearsal unless you have hospital discharge papers.
Performance Guidelines This production is non-equity and there is no pay. Performances will take place at the Times Square Arts Center in Midtown NYC at the Roy Arias Theater Center's 5th Floor Off Broadway Theater.
Rehearsal & Performance Schedule
Sunday, April 1st - 11AM till 5PM
Sunday, April 15th - 11AM till 5PM
Sunday, April 22nd - 11AM till 5PM
Sunday, April 29th - 11AM till 5PM
Thursday, May 3rd - 4PM till 7PM - Dress Rehearsal
Friday, May 4th - 4PM till 7PM - Dress Rehearsal
Saturday, May 5th - 4:30PM Performance (3:30PM Calltime)
Saturday, May 5th - 6:15PM Performance
Sunday, May 6th - 4:30PM Performance (3:30PM Calltime)
Sunday, May 6th - 6:15PM Performance
Saturday, May 12th - 4:30PM Performance (3:30PM Calltime)
Sunday, May 13th - 4:30PM Performance (3:30PM Calltime)